For some reason I find humor in many of the ads I see for Target in the various magazines to which I subscribe. Obviously they are catching my attention but it’s not like I need any more motivation to want to shop at their store. I mean really people, I should have stock. Okay, maybe not in today’s market. But you get my meaning.
Does anyone remember this post about another one of their ads? If you don’t or didn’t read it the first time, you should. It still cracks me up. The ad that is. I’ll wait….
Okay, now that you’re back, here’s another one for my (and your) viewing and critiquing pleasure.
Looks pretty boring right? Some cleaning supplies, a little clean water, a few medications. Fine.
Soooo, as far as I can see they want you to shop at their store to buy all these cleaning supplies and then after you get home and use them, thus stirring up all the dust in your house, you’re gonna need some Zyrtec to make yourself feel all better after your house-cleaning extravaganza (sorry for the major run-on). And then of course you’ll need to wash it down with some purified water because you wouldn’t want anymore minuscule particles getting into your body after you just breathed in millions of them and took your Zyrtec. Now wouldja?
Oh and don’t forget to take some Advil too, after that muscle in your arm that you only use when you clean (once a month or so…) starts aching sometime later that night…
So my advice? Don’t clean. It will only make you sneeze, ache and spend EVEN MORE money at Target. You’re welcome.
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Tiaras and Tantrums says
ha ha – I’ll take that advice!
Casey's trio says
Really? Don’t clean? Good thing I’ve already mastered that one:)
Stethoscopes and Stilettos says
You are so smart! I’m writing all of this down, notes from a very wise woman…
CC says
Can I just sit back and eat Target brand bon-bons instead?
Jane Anne says
I just showed this to my husband. He works at a Target Distribution Center. His comment, “That’s funny… getting ready for Earth Day.”
I loved your commentary.
Haley says
LOL! You are hilarious!
Cecily R says
THANK YOU!!! I need all the excuses I can get and you just provided me with a BRILLLLLLIANT one!!
scrappysue says
cleaning is SO over-rated!!! happy easter
Hootin' Anni says
LOL….now that you pointed this all out to me, I get it. Hmmmmmm, I just KNOW I’m gonna be looking for advertisements now in my sunday paper.
Cleaning? Me? No way. I’m retired.
My Wordful is posted now. Thing is, the photos aren’t of good quality this time since I had to photograph them through the dining room window.
Happy Wednesday to you.
blueviolet says
LOL, you’re so funny to think along those lines!
Sparkette says
Whew! Thank you! I am so citing this tonight when I don’t want to clean the house!
Oh and I am totally looking at Target ads in a new perspective!
Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) says
Ha Ha…that’s great!!! I will definitely be looking at Target ads a little more closely for now on!!
Amy says
Got to love Target. I love the part about not cleaning that is great. Have a great day.
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KC says
Great advice.. ;P Think I’ll have to follow it.
Chelle says
You don’t have to tell me twice!
Kathleen W. says
That is a pretty random grouping of items…where’s the box of chocolate to make it all worthwhile?
Cassie says
So funny! I’m definitely going to use this excuse the next time someone says my house is dusty lol
Muthering Heights says
You make an excellent point!
nicole says
Funny!
Kelli @ Gohn Crazy says
*LOL* Me thinks you read into things…but I love the conclusion. 😉
Susie says
They do have you in a little loop there don’t they?
Burgh Baby says
I’m willing to take your advice. Thank you!
Loukia says
Love it! So funny! 🙂
Alicia says
You are too funny! Great point you made. :o)
Christina says
Honey, I don’t think it’s Target that’s funny – it’s YOU and your way of pulling it all together! Love ya!
Angella says
Ha! I’m never cleaning again 😉
MamaGeek @ Works For Us says
Finally some advice I can follow. And wow are you clever for that free association Elaine! 🙂
angie says
You are very, very persuasive. 🙂
Michelle says
LOL! I don’t need advil when I watch others clean my house. 🙂
Kami's Khlopchyk says
I KNEW cleaning was bad for my health, thanks Elaine and Target!
Jenni Jiggety says
Now that is advice I am happy to take!
amanda says
they should hire you to translate their ads 🙂
Jaimee says
You crack up Elaine! I would never have thought all of that up in one glance of an ad! 🙂
Mrs. Newlywed says
very wise!
Honey Mommy says
I often wonder why they group together products like they do. I love your story behind it… if only I could stop cleaning and someone else in my house would start!
Krystyn says
I won’t be going to Target…thanks for the tip!
Momisodes says
LOL! I will surely use this advice as my excuse for skipping dusting and vacuuming this week 🙂
christel says
Hahaha. I was thinking the same thing when I saw the ad.