This, That and Whatever Else

Feeling kinda random today…

I finally figured out which one is Burt and which one is Ernie (yes at age 34). Wanna know how? While watching Sesame Street the other day they had the characters’ first initials on their beds and I realized that Ernie is the one on the potty seat we have. Sesame Street and potty seats. This is my life.

I would be SO cool with it if they would start making movies like “The Proposal” in 3D. I mean c’mon how awesome would it be to have Ryan Reynolds SO CLOSE??? Uh huh.

I didn’t think it was going to be cold down here in Louisiana but guess what?! It’s been COLD down here in Louisiana, at least by my standards. And this week it’s going to be even colder. Maybe it’s because I told one of my friends I didn’t think we’d even need coats here and of course now I can’t find mine since the move. Guess it’s time to go buy a new coat! (yay!)

I think someone needs to invent “postpartum” jeans. Or, as I said on twitter the other day, instead of skinny jeans we need “kinda tubby” jeans. I’m still wearing some of my maternity jeans because well, the weight is NOT coming off as easily this time (read: damn holiday food!!!) but really they are too big. But I can’t wear my pre-preggo jeans either. I need something in between. And STAT.

The Oxy Magic stain remover stuff has been my best friend lately. (I don’t get out much.) Baby K has had at least one blowout a day lately and it’s saving her clothes. And my sanity.

I think I’ve seen Wall-E (or at least parts of it) EIGHT HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR times.

My husband thinks it’s funny to play the “Party in the USA” song by Miley Cyrus because he knows I CANNOT STAND HER but then the song gets stuck in my head and I want to hurt him. Guess what came on the workout playmix he created for me while I was on the treadmill at the health club the other day?? Yep.

What is UP with a kid who WON’T eat in the school cafeteria? I’ve begged him to do just one day a week and he won’t. I know the lunch I make is MUCH healthier but still, a Momma needs a break every now and again. Guess he likes peanut butter better than chicken nuggets and corn dogs. Sweet crazy kid.