It’s time for another edition of “Not Me” Monday, hosted by the multi-talented, multi-tasker, mother of four, Mckmama!
I did NOT panic a few times realizing that the hubs and I had NO dinner reservations for Saturday, after our museum outing. I did NOT thank our lucky stars when were able to walk into a good restaurant and get a seat right away! Whew!
I definitely did NOT think it was all that cute that Little G learned to say the word “meh-cine” (medicine) after being on the “pink stuff” this week for his ear infection. And I did NOT think it was even cuter that he started saying “choc-ate!” after seeing the chocolates Tim got me for Valentine’s day. (no doubt he’s mine for sure.)
I absolutely NO WAY let The B Man take a tinkle in the woods by the park where we were playing with our playgroup since there was no other bathroom in close proximity. I would NEVER do such a thing. (Another good reason to have boys…)
I did NOT forget to bring Valentine’s for the other kids to one of the parties we went to last week, thus feeling like a complete “heel.” : ( Thankfully our friends are VERY understanding… NOT that there would be anything to be understanding about…
I still did NOT, not call a plumber about the bathroom (as mentioned last week).
I did NOT run outside in my p.j.s just to see if I could get a picture of this pretty bird up in the tree, warbling away. That would be so silly!
I most definitely did NOT pick the “good stuff” out of Little G’s Valentine candy to eat at a later date myself. That would be just wrong. Or would it?
That’s all I DIDN’T do this week. How ’bout you?
Go on over to Mckmama’s to see more and to share your own “Not Me’s!”
Mommy Mo says
I’m the first, I’m the first-wahoo!!!!
I did NOT let Sophie squat and pee on the side of the road between Austin and Houston when she was three years old. I did NOT show her the proper way for a lady to avoid peeing on her own shoes.
Patrice says
lol these are too funny! Good job as usual! 🙂
Natalie says
awwwww. i love that G is saying chocolate! good word to learn! and i am glad he is finally feeling better after so much time on the pink stuff.
great job on your Not Me’s.
Courtney says
The picture of the Cardinal is beautiful! I have a special connection with the Cardinals! They were my Mom’s favorite bird (which she was terrified of birds except those) and ever since she passed when i was 15 it seems that a Cardinal always appears when i am upset or depressed. I would like to think my Mom sends them to cheer me up and let me know it is all ok.
Congrats on being able to get a table right away. My hubby works at Chili’s and they were jam packed on a 2 1/2 hour wait.
BlogBaby says
Stealing Candy from a BABY??
I’m appalled!
BlogBaby
Domestically Disabled Girl says
I steal all my kids candy. Wait, did I just admit that? Well, I am just trying to keep them healthy you know.
Have a great week!
Threeboys1mommy says
WTH!! 2 boys refuse to pee standing!?! My toilet bowl thanks them, but it would come in real handy if they agreed to do it now and again.
Pretty bird.
Burgh Baby says
I did not fight with Mr. Husband over Alexis’ Twix. Nope.
Anglophile Football Fanatic says
Of course I took the candy. And, the best thing about boys is the go behind the bush ability.
Krystyn says
Took some of your favorites? I did not take it all..or wait, maybe I did…or some of it!
Peeing the the bushes…definitely a boy thing.
Christina says
You’re going to regret letting B pee outside for a loooong time. I let Nadia do it once probably 6 months ago, and it STILL haunts me! Oh wait, but since that did NOT happen, you have nothing to worry about.
Oh, and I totally did NOT pick the good stuff out of N’s candy either…Nope, not me!
Kami says
Chocolate! Go G! I told you he and Kamden are alike 😉
Love your list!
Lisa@verybusymomwith4 says
Glad you got a good dinner for Valentines Day 🙂
Chocolate is a very important word too!
Laurie says
LOL – I’m pretty sure my parents took all of my best candy, so maybe yours did too. It’s pay back time! 🙂
Kimberly says
Hee! Great list!
I did NOT eat chocolate chip cookies for breakfast today.
Eudea-Mamia says
LOVE peeing behind the bush thing – excellent.
And the stealing candy thing, one of the few silver linings to a child having a peanut allergy – all the chocolate is Mamas! You know, what I wouldn’t do to protect my boys? Mom. of. the. year.
Wendy@RuensOnTheRun says
Good job on NOT doing any of that!
Kimber says
Having boys is definitely convenient when it comes to bathroom time. Great NMM’s.
A Crafty Mom says
I’ll join your candy-stealing club and admit I’m totally guilty of it!!
The White House says
I love your Not Me’s! I did NOT give up potty training McClaine… otherwise I would NOT let him pee outside either!
amanda says
i am pretty sure our number one benefit of being our babies mama is first pick of all good candy 🙂
Dawn says
My 2 yr. old was just singing her version of Happy Birthday. It was so adorable.
I just love when little ones start talking.
These were great, Elaine! 🙂
Lauren says
Great not me! Boys are definately more convenient that way!
Sparkette says
Those were great ones! I would be running out to see the bird! I do the same thing with my kids candy! LOL!