Elaine Needs…

I saw this over at Christy’s blog and I just had to do it myself.

You go to Google and type in your name and then the word “needs” and the first 10 appropriate things that come up are what you list in your post. Let me tell you, a few of mine were NOT all that appropriate. Anywho, here’s what I got. I found them quite amusing… (my commentary is in parenthesis)

Elaine Needs to spend time undergoing complex treatment number 4 (I hope this isn’t painful…)

Elaine Needs this net of scissors shirt (I think they’re right, it is a pretty cool shirt!)

Elaine needs your prayers (always.)

Elaine needs… to find a hobby (no, I already have plenty of those thanks!)

Elaine needs your vote (yeah. I am running for slacker of the year. I have a good chance of winning)

Elaine needs an e. (well, actually to be spelled correctly, it needs two “e”s)

Elaine needs our help if she’s going to lead our city to a sustainable future. (I may “need” to do this but it probably isn’t going to happen so don’t get your hopes up people)

Elaine needs no help in getting in touch with her feelings. (‘nuff said)

Elaine needs to do ab workouts. (how rude)

Elaine needs to line up her actions with her desire and intentions to find love (I think I am ok in this department, but you other Elaine’s out there might wanna work on this.)

Let me know if you try it too! : )