So…
Sometimes I look at the stats for this here blog. Yeah, yeah, you know you do it too. I think it’s kinda fun just to look at what people search for that brings them to my little space on the big ole inter-webby.
Many times it’s just general stuff, like my blog name or versions of it or a product I have reviewed but occasionally there are some real gems in there.
Here are some of the latest that I feel are fit to share…
see y’all at the wedding Oh yes! Should be fun, I LOVE weddings!
her hand down her pants – okay, so let me explain. There’s this pic of K in one of my posts where I mention this, from our trip to the zoo with my cousin and her kids last Fall. I should have known better.
elaine – DUH.
mail elaine – Oh Gah, how many stamps would THAT take?
sofia vergara 2013 hot And she’ll be hot in 2014 too!
Super cute feet – why thank you!
elaine’s ladybug and me – at least it doesn’t say “elaine’s ‘lady part’ and me” Phew!
bcfyotgy – oh yeah, well utgjmbp to you!
clouds instagram – you mean like this?
definite peek in my suitcase – as opposed to an indefinite peek?
before and after pics of people who… Who what? What did they do? I wanna know!!
I know yall see it pictures – What?! what do “yall” see…??
baby poop jokes – it’s been a while since I’ve made any of these…
3 kids too many – Yes. Some days I think so. But most days I’m good with it.
“high bangs” hairspray For those inquiring, I used Aqua Net. Like CANS of it.
beautiful preggo smooth belly – yes, I had one, three times, thanks! 
So how do people find their way to your blog?
Well one of the ways is not clean for your comments and I do have a clean blog! Happens all the time. Other than that, variations of Tardis stuff and one of my favorites – “bloated diaper butt” – which is what happened once when Scarlet went in the pool in a regular diaper instead of a swim diaper.
LOL! I can’t figure out why people are even typing in the words hands down her pants. In what situation would you be needing a bunch of info on this. Maybe we don’t want to know.
high bangs hairspray! people really do search the weirdest stuff. This was a fun little post
Oh my gosh too funny. How nice that the internet thinks you have super cute feet! I figured I would not have any good search terms because my blog is still young, but lo and behold I have “girls making out pinterest.” To be clear, I have never blogged about this.
So funny what people search for… I actually get a lot of searches for “slow cooked absorbent meat pad” because of a post I wrote about one of my cooking mis-adventures. I always laugh when I see it – makes me feel less alone.
I used Aqua Net too! Like cans of it! I’m from Jersey – what can I say
Every now and then, I pay some mind to the search terms that bring people to my blog and get a laugh or two for sure.
I love seeing people’s funny search terms. Let’s see if I have any…
husband wears cloth diaper >> o_O
Nine month old slept through the night last night, is it a fluke >> Probably. Sorry
wife diapers husband >> Nope. Stop it. I don’t blog about my husband in diapers. Or myself. I swear
Ha ha you never know how people get there…lol too funny!
Oh funny – I just don’t get these funny searches most of time. It’s usually something like how to pronounce “Ladurée macaroni.”
Wow – cloud pictures!
These are funny! Sometimes I wonder what people are thinking… and then I think about what I have typed into that search box.
Some of the faves from my blog are:
what are reasons for having children
mammogram doctor his testicles
tell me about my life (#3!)
things that make me mad list
release the monkey kraken
And a few that are totally disturbing.
I get people searching the word “poop” CONSTANTLY. I blame being a boy mom. Who am I kidding I say “poop” a lot.
Lately though I have gotten:
letter to my 3 month old son
peeing in your bathing suit
how to take a silent shower
Yours are great! Mostly we can figure out what post brought the weird ones, but sometimes we are STUMPED and can’t figure out which post did it.
One we frequently get is “giant breasts”. How does Google know?! –Lisa
Love this list. My search terms aren’t that funny – I’m kind of disappointed!
What a funny and quirky list! I once did a post about how I had forgotten my kids’ bathing suits and it was a really hot day and we were by the ocean so I let them swim in their underwear. Apparently a lot of people look for “swimming in underwear!”
I especially love the suitcase search. And the “high bangs.” I feel like a know you just a little better now
elaine lady parts – I’m glad that wasn’t the search, but i’m seriously lmao over here!
You just come up with the best posts.
Oh my gosh, too funny! (and some just plain weird and crreepy)
Too funny. First of, I love the cloud pictures and secondly, I love looking at my search terms and finding out what brings people to my humble blog home.
haha. those are pretty awesome. mine are really never that cool or interesting. wait, does that say something about me?? shoot.
I love them! (And now people may find you if they search for “Elaine’s lady part and me”.) I think it’s hilarious to look at the searches that lead to my blog. One of my all time highest is “Kevin Federline fat” because I once mentioned his weight gain from a picture in Us Weekly. A quick look at this morning’s results on my blog showed “pregnant girl belly hanging out” – I never revealed mine without clothing so don’t know what that’s about – and “pictures of hot 11year old boys” – yes without the space, and no, I don’t have one of those. So much fun!
I look at my stats to see how people find me too and usually its because of resume writing information or because of the picture I posted with my mushroom perm.
I don’t get it. But I welcome anyone who comes.
I look at my stats to see how people find me too and usually its because of resume writing information or because of the picture I posted with my mushroom perm.
I don’t get it. But I welcome anyone who comes.
I always get “naked stories” and it cracks me up. I wrote about it ONCE people! You DO have some nice cloud pictures though.
FYI, don’t use the term butt crack. That really seems to bring all the weirdos to the yard.
Ha! Your responses make me laugh as much as the search terms. But how in the word did a jumble of letters bring someone here? Were you drunk blogging one day??
I get scared to look. But, your responses, crack me up!
Ha! Those are too funny. I get some weird ones too. Fun to look at.
lol. I miss those. My old blog used to get the best. Mostly because I discovered this amazing photo of me when you search drunken sombrero that used to bring a lot of people to my blog.. SIGH. I haven’t gotten too many unusual ones yet, but at only 4 months old my new blog just hasn’t gotten indexed too much yet!
Ha! I’ve not done this. Might do it once the renovation (to fix my leaking bathroom ends!) I remember your cloud pictures, still truly amazing.
Lately I’ve gotten a lot of “letter to my future daughter in law” which makes me smile cause I know it’s related to one of my favorite posts.